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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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