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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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