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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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