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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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