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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a television on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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