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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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