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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒

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