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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️

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