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Pet squish

My step-auntie Clarabelle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒

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