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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a computer on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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