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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜

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