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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a barrel on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶

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