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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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