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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
tarantula 🕷
labrador 🐕
mouse 🐁
monkey 🐒
cat 🐈
puppy 🐶
canary 🦜
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