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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕

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