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Pet squish

My step-auntie Cecilia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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