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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a piano on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍

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