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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a piano on their pet …

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cat 🐈 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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