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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a sofa on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜

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