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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a small child
on their pet
mouse 🐁
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...Wibble
Smeagol
Gus
Trotsky
Kirk
Toby
Alfie
Weasley
Princess
Maggie
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