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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️

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