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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a small child on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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