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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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