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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠

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