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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a television on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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