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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a television on their pet …

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canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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