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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a television on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹

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