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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩

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