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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴

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