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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a computer on their pet …

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snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩

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