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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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