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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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