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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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