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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹

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