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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a piano on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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