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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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