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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Betsy
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴
cat 🐈
puppy 🐶
rock ⚫️
gerbil 🐹
kitten 🐱
tarantula 🕷
hamster 🐹
monkey 🐒
snake 🐍
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