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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a small child on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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