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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 canary 🦜

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