Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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