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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰

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