Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Betsy
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
dog 🐕
cat 🐈
rock ⚫️
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
guinea pig 🇬🇳
hamster 🐹
monkey 🐒
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.