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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Betsy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
tarantula 🕷
gerbil 🐹
dog 🐕
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
labrador 🐕
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
hamster 🐹
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