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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩

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