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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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