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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️

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