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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹

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