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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶

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