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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷

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