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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betsy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️

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