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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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