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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a piano on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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