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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a small child on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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