Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠

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