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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Agatha
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
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rabbit 🐰
rock ⚫️
kitten 🐱
canary 🦜
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