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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Agatha
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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canary 🦜
pony 🐴
parakeet 🦜
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
rock ⚫️
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
kitten 🐱
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