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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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