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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️

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