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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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