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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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