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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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