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Pet squish

My step-auntie Agatha dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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