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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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