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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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