Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.