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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a piano on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹

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