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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a small child on their pet …

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dog 🐕 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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