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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 pony 🐴

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