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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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