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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
monkey 🐒
…
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Maya
Murphy
...Stink
Luke Skywalker
Squishy
Trotsky
Loki
...Cuddles
Alfie
Pebbles
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