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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

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