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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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