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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Emily
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
rock ⚫️
parakeet 🦜
poodle 🐩
guinea pig 🇬🇳
goldfish 🐠
pony 🐴
cat 🐈
puppy 🐶
gerbil 🐹
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