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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Emily
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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goldfish 🐠
snake 🐍
canary 🦜
tarantula 🕷
monkey 🐒
mouse 🐁
dog 🐕
hamster 🐹
parakeet 🦜
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