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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜

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