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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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