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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜

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